Wake Up Q

This fictional military character is not the rank he claims to be. Who is he?

A:  Cap’n Crunch!

A new online exposé has revealed CAP’N CRUNCH isn’t really a captain . . . he only has THREE stripes on his sleeve, which means he’d be a COMMANDER in the U.S. Navy.  You need four stripes to be a captain.

In other news…somebody has WAAAAY too much time on their hands….

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