Congratulations to Christina Fitzgerald
Below are some of the top questions and answers we received. We wanted to share for your laughing pleasure, ENJOY!
What is the WORST pickup line?:
IS YOUR NAME GOOGLE? BECAUSE YOU HAVE EVERYTHING I’ve BEEN SEARCHING FOR.
We can rearrange the alphabet and put you and I together
What is the WORST event to show up drunk for?:
A court date
Drivers test
An AA get together
Parent teacher conferences
Job interview
What is the WORST advice you’d give a teenager?
Drink Early
Drop out of school
The cops can’t catch you if your fast enough
What is the WORST name for a Country Song?
Me, My Prius and I
I am stuck in my boots and I can’t get my cowboy hat off
I hate hunting
Dog ate the cat
What is the WORST Super-power you could have?
Training fighting squirrels
break dancing whenever there’s music playing
Spit thrower
Super constipation
What is the WORST subject for a reality show?
Politics
75 and pregnant
Washed up celebrities
What is the WORST thing your cat could be thinking?
What live animals can I bring in the house to scare my humans?
You won’t let me in your bedroom so once I can sneak in there, I will use your bed as a litter box.
How to attack the owner when they are sleeping.
Which shoe should I hide the mouse head in?
How to take over the world.
What is the WORST world record you could set?
longest stretching booger
Most vehicles totaled in month
# of times Setting off the smoke detector when cooking
Who can spit the furthest
What is the WORST slogan for a proctologist?
In and out
We got your back
we are first where it stinks the worst
XXXL gloves please nurse
will leave you squeaky clean
You rectum we fix em
From Ur-anus to Mars, we’ve got you covered
What is the WORST thing to say on a first date?
Sorry but I got to take my teeth out before you kiss me
Are you pregnant?
Wow, How much do you weight?
Soooo, I still live with my mom.
I’m still in love with my ex.
I haven’t seen you since the family reunion!
What is the WORST thing to wear to a job interview?
Nothing at all
Your current uniform
PJ’s
T-shirt
The Worst Country song of all time – created by Brantley Gilbert is what inspired this sweepstakes.
