A Collection of Gifts for Those Who Don’t Need Everything!
We’re compiling a list of oddball gifts for the Holidays. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve found! We’ll be adding ideas throughout the Holidays so be sure to keep coming back.
And remember, it’s the thought that counts….usually….
1. Muffin top baking cups .
2. Work at a desk? Need a gift for the boss. Motion Activated Desk Defender is real.
3. Remember Festivus on Seinfeld? The alternative to Christmas is celebrated on December 23rd. There’s a website called FestivusPoles.com where you can buy a six-foot aluminum POLE instead of a tree.
4. Hate when the smell of bacon dissipates? Not any more! Pick up some bacon air freshener!
5. Of course you’ll need to wrap that in your Bacon Wrapping Paper!
6. So your guy didn’t learn that socks and sandals don’t go together? Nothing better than Sock Sandals.
7. Need an Ugly Christmas Sweater? This one, with the crackling fireplace will win you awards!
8. What hipster can’t use an 800 dollar keyboard in the form of a USB Typewriter to plug into your iPad?
9. Got a golfer who just can’t put down the putter? How about a Potty-Putter?
10. Sure it’s a little late, but the Star Wars Advent Calendar is perfect for the geek who has the force with him.
11. Too stiff to play Twister? Try Finger Twister!
12. Cold drinks all night long with your Red Solo Cup Koozie!
13. Light show fountain speakers. Your shopping list is now complete.
14. Everybody needs an Emergency Horse. EDIT: No. Nobody needs one of those!
15 For the cold skier without a beard: May I present the Beardski! Trendsetter?
16. Always be a kid at heart with an Adult Drifting Trike.
17. NSA approved Lemon Flavored Eaves Drops! You thought nobody was listening.
18. Never lose a snowball fight again when you have the Arctic Force Snow Blaster!
19. Remember when we told you about Christmas Dinner in a Can? Better order soon, they may be sold out!!?!
20. How about Christmas Vacation collectibles? There’s other movies too….
21. Do your best ideas come in the shower? If so, this pad is for you!
22. A stellar gift. Buy someone a star! (Buyers should be warned that no company is actually offering a true interstellar real-estate transaction.)
23. A clown playing a violin (If you want to call it that). Just listen to this guy try and sell ya this thing!
24. Honky tonk ’till your fingers bleed! A guitar cheese Grater.
