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The Big Picture

Kate Middleton went into labor last night.

Everyone’s WORST amusement park nightmare came true on Friday at Six Flags Over Texas in Arlington, Texas.  Around 6:30 P.M., a woman named Rosy Esparza was riding a roller coaster called the Texas Giant . . . and she FELL OUT of the cart.  She died on impact.  Six Flags Over Texas was closed on Saturday and the Texas Giant has been closed indefinitely.  Investigators are working to figure out what went wrong.  The Texas Giant peaks at 153 feet high.  It’s made of both steel and wood, and it’s the tallest steel-wood hybrid roller coaster in the world.  This isn’t the first death at Six Flags Over Texas.  In 1999, a 28-year-old woman drowned when her boat overturned on a ride called Roaring Rapids.

On Friday, President Obama appeared in the White House press briefing room and gave a personal reaction to the Trayvon Martin verdict.  He compared himself to Martin, and said it could have been him 35 years ago.  He also pushed for tighter legislation on our gun laws.

 

Showbizzy Newz

We proudly salute 70-year-old Geraldo Rivera who tweeted a nearly-naked picture of himself, wearing only a towel.

Phil Mickelson won the Open Championship yesterday, at Muirfield in Scotland.  It’s his fifth major championship.  He started the day five strokes off the lead, and shot a 66 to win it by three strokes.

 

Q Country Closeup

. DIERKS BENTLEY has lost all respect for “Rolling Stone” because they put the Boston Marathon bombing suspect on their cover.  He says, “Something you dream about as a little kid, like, ‘One day I’m gonna be on the cover of ‘Rolling Stone’.  But I never want to be.  Why would I want to be if you can be a terrorist and get on the cover?  The cover’s lost all value.”

CARRIE UNDERWOOD released an overly dramatic trailer to get you all excited about her “Blown Away Tour Live” DVD, which will be out August 13th.

 

The Backside of the News

40-year-old Josue Rodriguez was arrested a few days ago for attacking his roommate with a MACHETE . . . all because his roommate CHANGED THE RADIO STATION while he was in the shower.  It could have been a lot worse.  Rodriguez missed with the first swing because his roommate ducked.  On the second swing, he managed to smash his roommate in the cheek with the handle.

A guy from Tennessee just got arrested for breaking into a man’s home and stealing his DEAD MOTHER.  The man was keeping his mother’s ashes in a wooden box, and they were marked with the woman’s name and the name of the funeral home.  But apparently this guy wasn’t a good reader . . . because he took the ashes, THINKING THEY WERE COCAINE.  Here’s the guy’s grandmother talking about it with local news.

 

Randoms

 

As expected, JOHN STAMOS’ “Full House” band JESSE & THE RIPPERS reunited on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on Friday night.  It ended with LORI LOUGHLIN, who played “Rebecca” coming out and kissing “Jesse.”

 

 

The average movie ticket price has reached an all-time high of $8.38.  Of course, it basically reaches an all-time high every year.

 

A video of a white-haired old lady playing a drum solo is racking up millions of hits on YouTube.  It’s from a drum store in La Crosse, Wisconsin, and the employees say she just walked in and started drumming.  Here’s a clip of her drum solo.

Headlines

2 days ago in Sports

Last-place Mets fire manager Carlos Mendoza. Owner Steve Cohen says ‘fans deserve better’

From the front office to the field, just about everything has gone wrong for the New York Mets over the past year. And on Friday, manager Carlos Mendoza took the fall.

2 days ago in National

Utah restricts fireworks, declares state of emergency as largest US wildfire grows

Utah restricted fireworks and declared a state of emergency Friday ahead of July Fourth celebrations as the United States' largest wildfire mushroomed in size.

3 days ago in Community, Crime, Local, Regional

State Sen. Webb issues statement on recent threat and arrest

On June 23, State Police arrested 49-year-old James Crosby and charged him with making a terroristic threat following a Facebook comment targeting Webb in which he said, “I’d be proud to hang her from a tree” on a Juneteenth-related post.

3 days ago in Sports, Trending

Serena Williams draws 20-year-old Maya Joint in first Wimbledon singles match in 4 years

Serena Williams will face an opponent less than half her age when she plays 20-year-old Maya Joint in the first round at Wimbledon for her first singles match in nearly four years.

3 days ago in Community, Local

No injuries in Preble trailer fire

The Cortland County Sheriff's Office says a cause of Friday's fire at a Preble trailer park is unknown.

3 days ago in Crime, Local, Regional

Authorities identify victims in fatal Endwell motel fire

During a press conference, The New York State Police Bureau of Criminal Investigation Captain Lucas Anthony shared the identities of the victims of those killed in the blaze at the Knights Inn in Endwell.