Birds Do It, Bees Do It, Lets Twerk! Thursday Morning Funnies!
What if: “Gravity” was a romantic comedy?
We have a precedent! Birds and Bees Twerk too!
Get an (After)Life!!! A new dating service….”Ghost Singles”
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More Wake Up Q
Thursday, August 28, 202508/28/2025
The average person uses this 2.7 times a year.
A: The DVD Player!
Friday, August 15, 202508/15/2025
No one knows where the name of this very common animal came from.
A: Dog! A linguist says “dog” only became the standard term within the past 500 years or so. During the…
Thursday, August 7, 202508/07/2025
Cortland Opry Show
I’m beyond thrilled to be invited to be in the NYS Country Music Hall of Fame. Here’s a great recording…
Friday, July 25, 202507/25/2025
Created in 1920, no one knows the origin of this product’s name.
A: 7-Up
Friday, July 11, 202507/11/2025
Most guess 2 feet but these are actually 10 feet long each!
A: White lines in the road!
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