Birds Do It, Bees Do It, Lets Twerk! Thursday Morning Funnies!
What if: “Gravity” was a romantic comedy?
We have a precedent! Birds and Bees Twerk too!
Get an (After)Life!!! A new dating service….”Ghost Singles”
See it here
More Wake Up Q
Thursday, August 28, 202508/28/2025
The average person uses this 2.7 times a year.
A: The DVD Player!
Friday, August 15, 202508/15/2025
No one knows where the name of this very common animal came from.
A: Dog! A linguist says “dog” only became the standard term within the past 500 years or so. During the…
Thursday, August 7, 202508/07/2025
Cortland Opry Show
I’m beyond thrilled to be invited to be in the NYS Country Music Hall of Fame. Here’s a great recording…
Friday, July 25, 202507/25/2025
Created in 1920, no one knows the origin of this product’s name.
A: 7-Up
Friday, July 11, 202507/11/2025
Most guess 2 feet but these are actually 10 feet long each!
A: White lines in the road!
Headlines
1 minute ago in Education, Entertainment, Local, Sports
IC men’s, women’s soccer teams advance in playoffs
Fresh
Both teams will compete in the Liberty League semifinals.
2 hours ago in Community, Election, Local, Politics
Election 2026: Results in the Southern Tier
Updated
Early numbers for the 2026 midterm elections in Tompkins & Cortland Counties.
2 hours ago in Community, Local, Regional
Tentative deal in place to transform Wells College into senior living facility
A developer from Chicago has signed a $10 million purchase agreement with Wells College.
2 hours ago in Community, Crime, Local
Tioga County K9 Officer Shrek to receive donated body armor
The bullet-and-stab-protective vest is expected to be delivered within the next 2.5 months.
2 hours ago in Community, Local
Hunter injured after falling from tree stand in Newfield
The Newfield Fire Co. reminds hunters to wear harnesses while in their tree stands.
2 hours ago in Community, Education, Health & Wellness, Local
ICSD joins other local districts in School Food Reboot Program
The program replaces ultra-processed foods with school meals that use locally grown ingredients.