If you’ve never dreamed of riding around in a tank with ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER and CRUSHING THINGS, then you’re either a little girl, or you didn’t grow up in the ’80s.

Well, that dream is going to become a reality for somebody.  Arnold is raffling off a trip for two to Los Angeles to hang out with him for a day.  And while you shouldn’t have to ask for more than just crushing stuff beneath the treads of a tank, there IS more . . .

You will also get to WORK OUT with Arnold, SMOKE CIGARS with Arnold, and, quote, “live like Arnold for a day!”

You enter the contest by donating a minimum of $10 to a charity called After-School All-Stars.  (Here’s where you can enter.)  The 10 bucks gets you one entry, but you can enter as much as you want.

Arnold even made an AWESOME video hyping this chaos.  And if, after watching it, you aren’t DYING to crush stuff with Arnold, you seriously need to have your testosterone levels checked.