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Ever want to Drunk Dial….Congress???12…Friday Morning Funnies!

Tears will flow from laughing:  A little boy ate too much and worries about flooding the bathroom.

 

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Boogie The Marathon Dog!

A dog in Evansville, Indiana got loose last Friday night . . . saw people running a half-marathon the next morning . . . joined in . . . and finished the race with an impressive time of 2 hours and 15 minutes.  That was better than most of the PEOPLE who ran, and included 13 of the 13.1 miles.  After he finished, animal control took him to a shelter, where his owner picked him up.

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