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Ever want to Drunk Dial….Congress???12…Friday Morning Funnies!

Tears will flow from laughing:  A little boy ate too much and worries about flooding the bathroom.

 

Did you ever have the urge to DRUNK DIAL Congress?   There’s an app for that!

Go for it!

 

Boogie The Marathon Dog!

A dog in Evansville, Indiana got loose last Friday night . . . saw people running a half-marathon the next morning . . . joined in . . . and finished the race with an impressive time of 2 hours and 15 minutes.  That was better than most of the PEOPLE who ran, and included 13 of the 13.1 miles.  After he finished, animal control took him to a shelter, where his owner picked him up.

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