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Oh No He Didn’t! Monday Show and Tell!

A rich strip club owner in Michigan recently divorced his wife of two years, when he found out she was CHEATING on him.  So when she moved in with the other guy, he bought the house next door . . . and put up a huge statue of a MIDDLE FINGER pointed at it.

middle finger statue

An idiot Bills fan was sliding down a railing on the 300 level during the game between Buffalo and the Jets yesterday . . . and FELL.

A stunt driver named Adrian Cenni pulled off the first ever BARREL ROLL in a truck at an event in Mexico on Thursday.

 

England’s rugby team beat France in a World Cup quarterfinal match on Saturday.  Then after the game, one of England’s players tossed his dirty shorts to a woman in the crowd . . . who promptly SNIFFED them.  Luckily, it was caught on camera.

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