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Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady…

You’ve probably seen this by now.  This 21 year old got herself a 3rd breast.  Here’s the backstory:

21-year-old Jasmine Tridevil is a masseuse in Tampa, Florida . . . and she recently spent $20,000 to have a THIRD BOOB implanted on her chest.

She says she did it because she’s SICK OF MEN, and figured a third boob would make her UNATTRACTIVE to guys.  Which, if you know ANYTHING about guys, is clearly a WILD miscalculation on her part.  If anything, guys will now be MORE intrigued by her.

If all this sounds like a wild publicity stunt to get attention . . . you’re absolutely right.  Jasmine admitted another one of her goals is to have a reality show on MTV.

She says she talked to at least 50 doctors before one agreed to give her the third breast.  He couldn’t give her a nipple or areola so she had one tattooed on.

(Huffington Post

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